8 Friends & Counting

The other day I was watching My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding and a woman on there brushed her teeth with bleach because that is a cheap alternative to getting teeth whitened at the dentist. 

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hungry-feminist asked: ARE YOU WATCHING THE BACHELORETTE???? Not right now. But in general.

homosexualextraordinaire asked: 22,23,24

Thanks Kyle!

22. What song always makes you happy when you hear it? “Call me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen. Or “Stacy’s Mom.” Or “Shake It” by MetroStation. 

23.  I answered this one before, but I’ll edit. Instead of going to Disneyworld, we would roadtrip to see you then go to Disneyland.

24. List your top 5 favorite movies. Here’s 5 more I really like: Pocahontas, A Little Princess, Win a Date with Tad Hamilton, Little Miss Sunshine, and The Sound of Music (of course! I can’t believe I forgot that before!).

hungry-feminist asked: 4, 7, 10, 13, 16, 20, 24

4. Post your favorite picture of yourself. This is starting to get old. 

That’s me and an animal friend!

7. What’s your dream job? Director of the CDC

10. If you could relive one day of your life, which would it be? This is really hard! Maybe the first time I went to Disney, Oklahoma. That was fun. Certainly not the most fun day of my life, but I can’t think of anything right now. If this is meant to be which day I would relive so I could change it, I would say whatever day I chose to enroll in Organic Chemistry II with Dr. Christopher Peeples.

13. What’s your best quality? I already did this. But I’ll name another one of my many outstanding qualities: paper-editing skillz.

16. What qualities do you look for in a partner? A good sense of humor (like, really good), honesty, smells nice, intelligence, decent style (As in dresses well. He doesn’t need to be super-trendy or anything), entertaining. 

20. What’s the first thing you thought about this morning? I wasn’t sure what day of the week it was.

24. List your top 5 favorite movies. Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, Mean Girls, Finding Nemo, Mulan, Bend it Like Beckham.  But that’s really just 5 movies I really like, not my top 5. I don’t really have a top 5. 

omgitsturbo asked: 2, 4, 6, 8, 9, 18, 23

2. I already answered this.

4. Post your favorite picture of yourself. I already did this, but I’ll do another.

I promise that I don’t always wear that fleece.

6. Describe your perfect date. First, we would build a human pyramid with Christopher Plummer, Ellen DeGeneres, YPJ, and Ke$ha. Then, we would pretend to be rich and eat a fancy dinner somewhere. Then, we would ride a tandem bike to Gypsy where we would get soy lattes. Kanye West would be performing there and he would serenade us. Then we would go on a sunset horseback ride (because the sun set late that evening) to a meadow. By then, the sun would be down and we would eat cake and stargaze. 

8. What’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to you? That my eyes look like Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Actually, probably when a semi-friend of mine in high school told me that she admired me.

9. What’s the first letter of your crush’s first name? N/A. I don’t have a crush. But if I did, it would be J. 

18. Who’s the most attractive person you follow? You, of course! Or my sister, because the other day someone told us we look just alike.

23. If you could go on a vacation with five other people from Tumblr, where would you go and who would you go with? It’s hard for me to ignore the grammar errors in this sentence. I would go to Disneyworld with Raye, Clare, Emily, Turbo, and Gracie.

ramseyemily asked: 1, 2, 4, 6 13. ALSO, HI! I hope your summer's going great. I MISS YOU.

I miss you too! You will have to come visit when I am in Tulsa!

1. If you could live anywhere you wanted, where would you live? In the United States, I would live in Washington D.C. or San Diego. In the whole world, I’m not sure. Maybe somewhere in Spain or Austria (probably Vienna. Or Salzburg).

2. Who’s the funniest person you know? Probably myself. But really, I’m not sure. Maybe Turbo, or Abby. Or maybe Jon Martell. Because he doesn’t try he’s just perfect. But I could be biased because I love him.

4. Post your favorite picture of yourself. 

That’s Mr. Newt and me! <333

6. Describe your perfect date. First, we would go swinging at a park. Then, we would have a picnic where we would eat a variety of potato dishes. Then, we would pet bunnies and pandas. After that, we would visit the Magna Carta. Michelle Obama would be there, and we would all discuss it together over tea (“it” being the Magna Carta, of course). Then, we would leave (sans Michelle) via horse-drawn carriage.

13. What’s your best quality? Sarcasm.

I’m bored!

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hungry-feminist asked: When I get to Tulsa, we'll make many of the delicious things on your pinterest board. Deal?

Absofruitly!